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Guidodinho
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Posted by Guidodinho - November 22nd, 2023


I would design 1 pair of pants. One that is stylish, but functional. Pants that will never turn your crown jewels into a sweaty swamp situation during the summer. But doesn't let your popsicle freeze off in the winter either. Have deez fancy pantz massproduced, then sold in as many stores that will sell em, for a reasonable price. But just expensive enough so I can enjoy a having a (1st and) second home, and like; one funny, excessively extravagant, vehicle. Haven't decided on what kind of vehicle yet, will think about that when the time comes. But that oughta be enough, I will make due without the diamond studed hot-tubs, filled with the funny white powders and ladies who touch me where it smells funny for money.


And then retire from the fashion industry, because that bussiness a little bit too souper douper gayyyyyyyyyyy for my tastes.


Okayloveyoubye.


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Posted by Guidodinho - October 11th, 2023


This poast is a big dumb ellaborate question, on how to expand upon the expression: 'sugar-coating the news'. And to see if any random person reading this can come up with something funny or clever to say.


How can you tell people what happened? You could tell somebody, the way it is, sure. But that is bland. You could also sugar-coat the news, but that's been done to death already, not original anymore.

How else can you present the news? Could you sauce it up too? A pinch of salt or seasoning? Some herbs (know wut I'm sayin'?) and spices maybe (bby(q))?


So many condiments, so many methods of cooking it up. Let me hear one of your recipes of bringing some news to somebody. And let's say the bad news you have to tell, is to your child; 'little Timmy', his (gold-)fish just died.


How would you tell him? In a way that is not as it is, so not to the point. And also not sugar-coating it.

Please do tell me an example, of how to bring that reccipe, in that bad news situation.


Posted by Guidodinho - September 19th, 2023


I might have to face the fact, I am some kind of freakish abnormality of society, when it comes to purchasing certain products.

The type of guy, who likes to get simple, well made-things, with universal purpose. The kind of fellow, who strangely enough, preffers to take a few steps out of his house, to go and get these things for himself. One may think there are certain locations out there, that could satisfy this strange desire. Locations that legends have spoken of for years. A place that some have called: the store.

I have comfirmed that these seemingly mystical places do still exist. But they do not nearly live up to the tales of legends.


My latest shopping frustration has been about a very simple little device. A most humble, but very universily usefull little gadget, wich can stupidly easy be mass produced in this day and age: a portable little, display, with an HDMI-input.

Just a little modest screen, that can be charged or plugged in with a usb-cable, that has a simple HDMI input. To use as a portable second screen for a laptop. Or as a spare display, in case a laptop display might break, and I need to use it somewhere away from home.

I live in a big capitol city, with loads of shopping centres, with several electronics stores. But nowhere can I find a simple portable display like that. Only fully fledged big displays to plug into your wall.

Its a task that a basic little tablet could easily do. But NOOOO they only build tablets with an HDMI OUT-put. There just don't seem to be any tablets with an HDMI IN-put, at least, nowhere in the stores near me.

It is such a ridiculously simple piece of tech I want, but people in stores look at me like I'm trying to explain rocket-science when I try to explain what I'm looking for.


Now lets take a simple mug. Like one you drink coffee out of. This one may get a little strange, but please bear with me, if you stuck with this stupid ramble this far.

But this summer, without realising, I caught a fever. It was a hot summer day, but I just felt really cold and had this weird craving, for a good nice mug, with some delightfull hot chocolate milk. And I wanted to drink it, juuuust right. I wanted to drink my hot coco, out of a nice big, thicc mug, with a big solid handle, to hold it with my hand.

But all of the kitchen ware stores, and other places that sell cups and mugs and pottery and stuff, only had these thin, fragile looking pieces of shit, with a tiny little handle you can only hold onto with two fingers, instead of a hand.

What the freaking fuck, world!?!? What the heck is wrong with y' all!! Why are simple things, that are just GOOD, a thing of the past!?!

Funilly enough, out of all places, I did finaly managed to find me a propper mug, way after my fever was gone though. But at least got me one to get nice and cozy with during the winter. And where do I finally find me a simply GOOD mug for me hot coco? In a stupid little gift-shop at a train-station...

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Normal sized mug + teaspoon for scale, muddafukkahs!

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I can go on and on about looking for a good smartphone. Just one like we all have nowadays. But with a super simple set of directional keys (or like a d-pad) and two basic buttons for navigation besides the touchscreen. Not a single bloody store out there that has it.


And then people go on, spouting all of this bullshit, that brick and mortar stores, the basic physical shops, are slowly dying, because people seem to be too lazy to get out of the house. Only wanting to shop online, or so people say.

To me, that's an absolute massive pile of horseshit, mate! I always try to go out and get myself the things I want. Supporting the local bussiness if I can. But how can I support the local bussiness if they simply don't give me the goods!


Posted by Guidodinho - September 1st, 2023


Tell me about something you have a hard time with, to understand. If you allow me: I will attempt to explain it.


I may ignore your question, when I think it is too much:

-Sexual

-Personal

-or Emotional.

(-Or so blatantly unfunny and stupid, that even I can't give a brilliantly hillarious response to it.)

Also uncomfortable on political and religious matters, as they often make the first three points worse. And that is simply too much work.


Thank you for reading, hope you have a good one.


Posted by Guidodinho - August 19th, 2023


Yeh, pretty rad, do'ncha thincc?

Got a little crafty, glued on a phone-holder (for a small phone with a simple piano app, or an old DS), and a couple of magnets I can clip a pick onto.

May improvise on a shoulder-strap and other possible funny upgrades as I go! ':D

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Posted by Guidodinho - August 10th, 2023


Here are some everyday words of wisdom for ya. Or words of cinisism, or something completely different, whatever you make of it. I don't care, it's your life.


But here goes:

Whatever kind of organisation might be growing, be it: a government, a relligion, a regular bussiness selling goods or services, or even some kind of a charity. If it goes worldwide, it is only matter of time, that it will be run (to the ground) by either a pervert, or a warmonger. It's like some inevitable, twisted, law of nature.


And on that sunshiny note: have a great day y'all!


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Posted by Guidodinho - August 4th, 2023


Hearing about people with a non-binairy identity...It just keeps being something to me wich I simply can't wrap my head around. It just completely baffles me, in how utterly pointless, useless and massive waste of time, it seems to be (the way I see it, at least), not only for yourself, but for everybody around you, when taking the time, to make clear that you wish to identify yourself, as something other than the two old-fashioned options of; 'girl/boy' or 'woman/man' or 'her/he' or 'female/male' or 'lady/gentleman' or 'slut/stud' (lulz) or 'heads/tails' (deep yo) or 'sister/brother' (like, what u call ur no-bi siblings now?).

Why haven't I ever heard a non-binairy person EVER express, that them could understand: how things can get a bit tiring, when it comes down to adressing eachother in our daily lives.

And I myself can perfectly well understand, how tiresome it can be, when there's a missunderstanding in what to call eachother. I exhaust the shit out the people around me all the time, on how to pronounce my own name, wich is Guido. And many of you, who are not from my country, reading this, would probably assume you'd say my name like in italian, kinda saying it like 'goo-ey dough' (while'a makin' the hand'a gesture. Bellissimo!!). But you actualy say the 'Gui' like how you would pronounce 'Guitar' (that thing with the strings, that can do the music) or in how you say 'Guillotine' (that obsolete, nasty lookin' construction, making people lose their heads).


Now, if people were to ask me on a daily basis: "Hello sir, what's your name?"? And if I would have indetified myself as non-binairy.. Oh boy, I'd never get things done! Know what I'm saying? But I realise that is only when introducing to people who don't understand or agree with the non-binairy option, but those are a lot of people, mind you!


And on the other hand, it's like, alright, I get it already! Your identity, and my own, and everybody else's identity, is more than just your body type. You are more than the plumbing between the legs you're born with, when you came out of the plumbing between your mom's legs.

But can't we just keep our communications and language, a little easy on eachother? Not to try and say it in a pussy kinda way like "can't we all just get allong!?". It all just seems to have become so incredibly polliticall, probably obvious because of stuff I've been seeing & reading, on too much internet, I'm well aware of that. But unlike Left/Right or Democrat vs Republican or Red vs Blue (Blastoise FTW biatch!). I just never understood why people thought there ever was a need, to have that 3rd option.

And does it make you an asshole, if you physically describe other people as: chicks who look like dudes, or vice<~>versa?


So now look at me go! Wasting time, rambling about wasting time, over shit that's not even my problem, or none of my bussiness in the first place! About some shit that should be no problem at all, for anybody in their daily lives, whatever their believes & stuff.


Anyhowever: Thank you, to anybody bearing with me, reading all of this. Through this natural dissaster of a poast, that may prove impossible to consume for a contemporary attention-span, in combination of the sometimes not-so-compact ways of me describing things. With maybe a bunch of typos I didn't notice as the cherry on top, as I always make typos and am also not typing this in my native language, so gimme a break on the spelling, mkay!?


Aight, if you go ahead & try to have a decent day, Imma go out and do the same. Bye!



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Posted by Guidodinho - July 27th, 2023


Played a lil bit of good ol' KOF-02 again.

Found a rly rly old wallpaper that was super cool back in the day, and still is, to this very specificly one excact day today. Wanted to make it rdy 4 2day's wider wide-screens. So I opened up ye faithfull Flash-8. Did a lil gradient thing behind the whole thing, Found 2 very nice PNGs, with two of those very nice looking character, and a sprite of Ramon too I guess, lulz. A little cheaply worked-in shadows behind the added stuffs. A lil bit of white-into-nothing gradient at the bottom to kinda hide the rough edges. And voila! An updated classic K.O.F wallpaper. Enjoy! Or don't, I don't even CARE!....that much, no rly, mayb bby.


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Posted by Guidodinho - June 30th, 2023


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And now you jealous that you don't.


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Posted by Guidodinho - June 19th, 2023


It horribly pains me see you in this state. This comatose like state, where nobody could possibly tell what made you end up like this, but I can't help but feeling you ended up like this because of me.


Since the moment I've had the privilege of your pressence, you've been nothing but generous, entheusiastic, eager to learn and emboddying the phrase 'at your service' more than anybody I've known or seen before in my life. While asking nothing in return for your hard work and detication, except for simply recieving the feeling of being wanted.

It was like I had the greatest product to bring to the market, but I massively dropped the ball when it came for me to present and promote it to the public. I'm still not sure if it was my insecurities, or just sheer arrogance from my side. I thought I was somehow above doing promotional stunts for you, that I shouldn't have to invest in any marketing. I somehow thought that if I just stayed humble, the demand would eventually come up to us to get some of our good supply, believing the public would come to know by word of mouth, automatically after that. But I was a fool not to realise, I could have the greatest product to sell, but it would never sell if people don't hear of how good it really is, or even that it exists at all!


I don't know if you will ever be able return to me, or if you even want to at this point. But I will remain hopefull, and as prepared as I can for the possible day. And do know, that you were the hero I didn't deserve, but I luckily got anyways. You were, and forever will be: "My Mojo".



@PilloTheStar 

Succ on mah bauwls. ';3


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